I’m not! Honest I’m not, I’m more of a lone bottle of vodka man. In other news, remember when evolution was a thing? I do, it was considered a real somebody, a contender. Nowadays it doesn’t even make the shortlist of topics which disturb my students’ faith. In my school days evolution was a big deal, we’d talk in out (as woefully unequipped as children are), these days however all the facts are in, and monkey into man, zoo to you via the goo, it isn’t looking so hot. Enjoy.
― T. C. M